Ouch

Aug. 18th, 2017 06:14 pm
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[personal profile] quantumcupcakes
Dear Physiotherapist,

There is only one sadist who enjoys making people cry in my life - and that evil bitch is me!

Whilst I appreciate your tough love approach, the 'no pain, no gain' aspect of this regime is not one that I am a fan of.

I would suggest you inflict the pain on my husband since he enjoys that but... he's mine and that's my job.

As I have been informed that inflicting any form of violence upon you would be frowned on, I shall instead take it out on both Jack and Lucy's asses. At least that way some fun will had from the doling out of pain.

Regards,
Samantha

Date: 2017-08-18 07:55 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] angelofthenorth
* grins*
* Sympathies *

All about ME!

I'm Samantha, I'm 55 and I'm a kinky, bisexual, polyamorous, Welsh geek who loves to bake and read.

I'm a retired physics teacher and am fascinated with astrophysics, space exploration, engineering and mechanics. I'm a rugby fan and an avid supporter of my Cardiff Blues.

I also love floral dresses, biker boots, leather jackets, dancing, yoga, 80s pop music, science-fiction, superheroes and chick lit.

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